Ain’t Nuthin but a Ban Thing…
One, two, three, and to the four,
Tonight is the night we were all waitin for,
They met in kindergarten, FGLA
First date was Huntington Library
Yo Dave likes to crack his knuckles…
He knows martial arts now you know you in trouble
Ain’t Nuthin but a Ban Thing baby…
Its Dave and Helen getting crazy
And Now its time to make a baby…
They’re Cruisin down the street on his motorcycle…
Yo Back to the lecture at hand…
He likes The Pops, she likes…Raisin Bran,
He likes Kalbi and PB & J
She’s Soondubu, pancakes all day
Him: George Clooney and Natalie Portman
Her: Julia Roberts and Michael Vartan
Him, Bruce Lee and Her, Drew Barrymore
He’s the extro and she’s the intro
He’s breakdancing and DJ-ing, and pretty much…
Anything that’s extreme
and she likes horseback riding, and coordinating,
& pretty much anything that’s designing…
Reppin LA, California
And the motherland, yeah Korea
Amazon, Mexico , and India
Next up, where they at… Australia
He’s a monkey, she’s a bear, koala bear
He has abs of steel, its almost unfair
Now its time to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, strap on your Ban belt
Cause Dave’ll fix anything in the home
And Helen be cookin a delicious storm
She likes orange, and He likes grey
You know and I know he likes some ol shiiii kae
And she likes the sparkling apple juice
He’s a rebel, she follows the rules
God made it happen, you know its true
And tonight we’re on a boat, that’s how we do…
It’s like this and like that and like this and uh,
It’s like that and like this and like that and uh,
It’s like this… Dave wants 3 boys and a girl… Cheers to my nicest friends in the world…
Ain’t Nuthin but a Ban Thing baby…
Its Dave and Helen getting crazy
And Now its time to make a baby…
They’re Cruisin down the street on his motorcycle…
CONGRATULATIONS DAVE AND HELEN!!!