March 23, 2004
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here’s my new song that i’ll be singin at Kascon 18 | Yale this weekend… www.kascon.org
the background of this song comes from listenin to so many girls talkin about the “heeby-jeeby” guy…
if you’ve touched girls that never touch you back and made jokes and a girl hasn’t laughed or… for about 10 years. you might wanna give yoself a quick ’heeby’ check.
Heeby-Jeeby Guy
{“unwell” melody by Matchbox 20]
All day… you haven’t called me back
When I left 15 voice mails on your phone…
You say… stop callin you but I know one day
You will see the daily emails I send goes much deeper than my…
love for you… why did you take me off your list on
Friendster .com on I won’t lie…
*I’m not crazy, I’m just a little bit Heeby-Jeeby
I know you don’t like… when I put my arm around your neck….. any chance I get…
its so cute whenever I touch you… you pull away and disapprove
I just hate… all the mind-games you play
be straight up with me…
Please, come outside I’m parked right here
Look out your window, have no fear
Who’s that guy, I don’t care if he’s your pastor
I’m the one that prays for you & me, our future family and our
Baby… why do you look so constipated
Maybe… without me you’re all dry…
*I’m not crazy, I’m just a little bit, Heeby-Jeeby
I know, you don’t like… when I tell you stories, you never laugh
Well here’s a joke for your ass
Knock knock who’s there, ME… HEY, I’M RIGHT HERE!!! I’m at your door dear…
You better open up your heart to me…
And my fetish for your feet
bridge:
** I have pictures of your toes…
they’re on my Xanga to download…
give me chance so I can show…
*I’m not crazy, I’m just a little bit, psycho
I know, we just met… but I detect you play hard to get
You like it all complex
I’m not crazy… I’m just a little perplexed…
I know, you’re thinking…what’s next…
But soon enough you’ll be into me
I don’t give up easily…
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For those goin to Kascon this weekend… i’m starting a group to educate people about N. Korea called LiNK. Adrian Hong, Kascon’s exec. director is my CEO > Chief Education Officer & a website will be up soon. we’re leading a seminar on Sat, 3pm, room -George A.
www.kascon.org | www.chosunjournal.com | www.xanga.com/tkd
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Last Week’s TRAFFIC on www.kollaboration.org
INSANE in the membrane !!!!!!!!!
Total Visitors for Week: 101,809
Average Per Day: 14,545
we’re averaging 14,000 HITS PER DAY NOW!!!
For those that LOVE “Jerry Maguire” as I did and have watched it repeatedly… I’m Cuba Gooding Jr. and the Kollaboration Staff is Tom Cruise. One day the show will get huge and i’m going to say… “where’s Jerry [my staff] ? where’s Jerry [my crew] ?” and I’m gonna hug the staff in tears… and only they’ll know know a glimpse of how much blood, sweat, tears, pain, effort, anxiety, money, time, energy, and then some… over 4 years I have poured into this show. there’s been drama… so many people ego-tripping… a few haters, whiners, negative vibers… and sometimes, i let it bring me down. but life is short. and this is one thing Thousands of Koreans, Asians, AND some Non-Asians that I’ve never even met before have emailed me to say, THANK YOU SO MUCH for putting on this show. so i’m takin this thing ALL THE WAY. NATIONAL www.chikollaboration.org and then INTERNATIONAL.
- this show is especially for that asian kid growin up in any area of the world where he or she’s made to feel less important just because he looks different and media stereotypes of Asians have pretty much all been negative until recently. -
so here’s to you kid… www.kollaboration.org “when worst comes to worst, my people come first…” dilated peeples.
its the movement! The Asian Revolution. get on it.
we’re almost at 2 million hits!!! this is NUTS!!! much love to my staff, performers, and everyone who has ever been positive and supportive of the show. and to the haters, whiners, all talk… no walkers > GET A LIFE.
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upcomin performances/mc gigs:
March 25 – 27 KASCON 18 www.kascon.org
March 28 – Min’s Wedding
April 1 - Elevated One @ LP
April 3 - The first annual Kollaboration Chicago www.chikollaboration.org
April 10 – Johns Hopkins Univ. Korean Culture Banquet
April 16 – 17 – Jo Koy’s Comedy Special in Hollywood www.jokoy.com
April 17 - Asian Invasion @ The Laugh Factory www.prokreation.com/laughfactory
April 22 - KAC annual banquet www.kacla.org
April 23 – KYCC annual banquet www.kyccla.org
April 24 – Asian Invasion @ The Laugh Factory
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oh, and THIS WED. Susan’s takin me to THE BEST NBA GAME OF THE YEAR!!! Its the only game where both teams now have ALL their players so we can see what the “barely beat loser teams by a few points in overtime” Lakers can do. i’m goin to save all comments about their chances this year after this game… cause it doesn’t look so hot this year.
ESPN & Fox, Wed. March 24th 7pm > the most heated rivalry in the NBA, the Red Sox & Yankees of basketball. its been circled in my calendar for a month now.
LAKERS vs SACRAMENTO Kings @ The Staples Center.
Its the only time when Laker fans get REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOUD !!! even all the stars get Loud when they play the despised Sacramento Kings.
frickin Sacramento fans bring COWBELLS to the game and bang them. is there any other arena where fans would do that? how embarassing for Cali… for that they must be hated.
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Comments (7)
Nice lyrics… except for one.
haha pk you crack me up! can’t wait for kascon and see you perform this song. the other day i was driving to irvine and i was listening to your cd. oh my gosh i was cracking up all alone in the car. “so much drama at home” (parents watching korean drama at night) and where my cats at? talkin to the go yang ee’s i think i started crying from laughter. you’re great!! =)
funny lyrics. i remember that other song.. something about being a oppa.. that one was hilarious too! I wann hear you sing this song!! haha
That Heeby-Jeeby Guy song is hilarious!
herro this is me heidi… long time hasn’t it (if your remember) well i just wanted to say your next song sound very fun~! and you can do it~! iono where i got that from…
I see all these dates… When you gonna come to NYC so I can stop on by and say ‘ello? After I get past your entourage first.
Lakers all the way!!!
The truth be told LAKERS stands for Los Angeles Knows Everyone Really Sucks…. Cuz we gonna go all the way!!!